From Shrinkykitten.
Especially these.
"5. When mama wants to cuddle, you must cuddle. If Mama wants to kiss your tummy (see above photo for cutest tummy ever), Mama needs to kiss your tummy. Seriously, is this too much to ask?
6. When mama doesn't want to cuddle, please to amuse yourself for a while. Don't sit on what she is trying to work on. Don't climb onto the laptop. Don't swat at her. Which leads us to #7.
7. Please somehow make it through the night without kisses. I know you love to have your little head kissed. But, mama is just not in the mood at 3am. No, smacking mama in the face or headbutting her face will not make her more amenable to this. She needs to sleep so she can go to school/work so she can earn enough money to keep you in kitty food, catnip, and kitty grass. Until you get yourself a job and make some money, no more waking Mama! "
Did you get that, girls?
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